jellybelly
04-13-2007, 03:45 PM
The smelly skunks..
One bright and sunny day Jon and his wife were
taking a scenic drive through Yellowstone Park.
All along the way they noticed signs stating that it
was against the law to feed or bother the animals.
Well as luck would have it they came around a turn
and poor ol' Jon ran over a family of skunks.
Jon and his wife quickly got out of the car to check on the
poor animals and found that 2 baby skunks were still alive and
completely un-hurt. Immediatly Jon's wife insisted that they
take them to find them a good home.
You guessed it, about a mile and a half down the road
a game warden came up behind Jon and turned on the
blue lights wanting him to pull over.
Jon's wife started going hysterical and ranting about
how they were going to spend the rest of their lives in
jail. Jon calmly looked her in the face and told her to
put them in her lap and hold them still.
wink.gif She looked at Jon and said "What about the smell?"
Jon said if it kills 'em then they just weren't supposed to make it.
One bright and sunny day Jon and his wife were
taking a scenic drive through Yellowstone Park.
All along the way they noticed signs stating that it
was against the law to feed or bother the animals.
Well as luck would have it they came around a turn
and poor ol' Jon ran over a family of skunks.
Jon and his wife quickly got out of the car to check on the
poor animals and found that 2 baby skunks were still alive and
completely un-hurt. Immediatly Jon's wife insisted that they
take them to find them a good home.
You guessed it, about a mile and a half down the road
a game warden came up behind Jon and turned on the
blue lights wanting him to pull over.
Jon's wife started going hysterical and ranting about
how they were going to spend the rest of their lives in
jail. Jon calmly looked her in the face and told her to
put them in her lap and hold them still.
wink.gif She looked at Jon and said "What about the smell?"
Jon said if it kills 'em then they just weren't supposed to make it.