pizmo
07-06-2008, 11:31 PM
A Blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the Blonde replied.
"What?" spluttered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"
"No, Silly" the Blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the Blonde replied.
"What?" spluttered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"
"No, Silly" the Blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.