jellybelly
06-05-2007, 02:44 PM
Two turtles decided to go on a camping trip and also decided to bring a basket filled with beer and sandwiches. So the 2 turtles found a perfect spot near a river after walking for 5 days.
The 2 turtles were about to eat when one turtle says to the other, "We forgot the bottle opener. One of us has to go back." The other turtle quickly responds, "I'm not going back. If I go, then you're gonna eat all the sandwiches!" The first turtle then replies, "No I won't. Just go."
So the 2nd turtle starts to go back. After 2 weeks, the 2nd turtle never came back. The first turtle is so hungry, he decides to eat one of the sandwiches.
When the first turtle starts to bite the sandwich, the 2nd turtle quickly yells from a rock, "Ah HAH! I knew you were gonna eat the sandwich!"
The 2 turtles were about to eat when one turtle says to the other, "We forgot the bottle opener. One of us has to go back." The other turtle quickly responds, "I'm not going back. If I go, then you're gonna eat all the sandwiches!" The first turtle then replies, "No I won't. Just go."
So the 2nd turtle starts to go back. After 2 weeks, the 2nd turtle never came back. The first turtle is so hungry, he decides to eat one of the sandwiches.
When the first turtle starts to bite the sandwich, the 2nd turtle quickly yells from a rock, "Ah HAH! I knew you were gonna eat the sandwich!"