CrazyB
04-06-2008, 11:18 PM
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the
bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives she seductively signals that he
should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks,
softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the man replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his
beard and into his hair.
"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger
across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently - which he does eagerly.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say, almost breathless.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
:grin:
bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives she seductively signals that he
should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks,
softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the man replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his
beard and into his hair.
"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger
across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently - which he does eagerly.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say, almost breathless.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
:grin: